A few C.N. facts...
1. If Chuck has $5 and you have $5 Chuck has more money than you.
2.Chuck has counted to infinity...twice.
3.The last digits of pi is chuck norris.
4.If you can see Chuck he can see you. If you can't see Chuck you may only be seconds away from death.
5.Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his spare time. By 'knit' he means kick. By 'sweaters' he means babies.
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